For the 3rd time since the creation of this site all of Kick Out at 2! Will be watching the PPV together. Joined with our new friends “The Gotham Gang” these PPV get togethers have turned into nothing short of hilarity,  moments of uncontrolled rage, massive freak outs, shout fest and just all around good times. Not to mention more wings then should legally be allowed under one roof. Anyway here is our picks for the worst placed PPV of the Year, The Elimination Chamber.

WWE Championship Match: The Rock vs CM Punk

Robbie’s Pick: CM Punk – This is without a doubt the most conflicted I have ever been during a feud for The WWE Championship.  The Rock hasn’t changed and I love that about him. However everything I love about him worked during his feud with John Cena but just isn’t working the same here with Punk. I’m sure they had big plans for Punk when he dropped the title but with The Undertaker 50/50 for Mania I see Punk getting his title back here tonight to set up Brock vs Rock. If not hopefully Punk will be added at Mania in a Triple Threat.

Shane’s Pick: – The Rock – You people have no idea how much it pains me to say that.  However, Rocky in the title picture at Mania makes money, so it’s happening.  I can only hope that Punk is also involved in the title match there as well.

Derick’s Pick: The Rock – Wrestlemania 29 “Twice in a Lifetime!” 😦

World Heavyweight Championship Match: Alberto Del Rio vs Big Show

Robbie’s Pick: Alberto Del Rio – I really don’t care anymore. I hope to God after the match Big Show lays out Alberto with a K.O. and Dolph better get his ass to the ring!

Shane’s Pick: Alberto Del Rio – Someone get me Ziggler, stat!

Derick’s Pick: Alberto Del Rio – Due to Mexican Shenanigans!

World Heavyweight Championship No. 1 Contender’s Elimination Chamber Match

Robbie’s Pick: Chris Jericho – Time for my boy to be back in the title picture and his feud with Ziggler to pick up where it left off 6 months ago.

Shane’s Pick: Randy Orton – Babyface chasing a heel Ziggler into Mania…sounds like a plan.

Derick’s Pick: Randy Orton

John Cena, Ryback & Sheamus vs. The Shield 

Robbie’s Pick: John Cena, Ryback and Sheamus – I really hope not but they gotta keep their “golden boy” and Rumble Winner “looking Strong”. One question if The Shield are to stop the injustices within the WWE where the hell were they when Cena won the Rumble!?!?!?

Shane’s Pick: The Shield – By way of “The Sword”…Brock Lesnar!

Derick’s Pick: The Shield – I’m just not picking John Cena (Hulk Hogan Jr.) for anything the rest of the year.

WWE United States Championship Match: Antonio Cesaro vs. The Miz

Robbie’s Pick: Antonio Cesaro – The dude is just to much into his “I Love America so much I’m saving it from itself gimmick” I see The Miz possibly taking it from him when Ric Flair is in his corner. If Ric is there at the Chamber I can see Antonio dropping it at The Chamber. Ric will probably be there for The Miz at Mania and give him his first real “feel good” Wrestlemania Moment as a Face.

Shane’s Pick: Antonio Cesaro – Other than get his ass handed to him in beatdowns and various furniture tossing, what has Miz done lately?  Ceasro for the win.

Derick’s Pick: Antonio Cesaro – Am I supposed to do the double fist pump like he does when I choose him…What should I do with my hands!?!?!?

Divas Championship Match: Kaitlyn vs Tamina Snuka

Robbie’s Pick: Kaitlyn – Trish Stratus 2.0 will continue in her struggle to try to make the Diva’s Championship look relevant again. Good Luck with that.

Shane’s Pick: Kaitlyn – She’s been crammed down my throat enough to know who she is now, sadly.  Where’s Sara Del Rey again?

Derick’s Pick: Kaitlyn – Even though I still don’t know who the F*** she is! To add to Rob’s note, It would take every Diva from the 90’s to mid-2000’s returning at the same time to make that division relevant again.

Elimination Chamber Pre-Show Match: Brodus Clay & Tensai vs. Team Rhodes Scholars

Robbie’s Pick: Brodus Clay & Tensai – Rhodes Scholars breaks up and reunites for one night to win to a newly formed random Tag Team that WWE threw together. Not by any logic I have ever seen.

Shane’s Pick: Brodus Clay & Tensi – What now? 

Derick’s Pick:  Brodus Clay and Tensai –See this is what gets me. This is just a cluster-f*** of everything that I SHOULD like but can’t get into it. You have Brodus which I have loved from day one. You have Tensai rocking a Japanese gimmick but they dropped most of the elements that made it cool. Plain and simple I just don’t know if this will work long term for most people. There is only one place all this stuff and coexist and that is in my brain and well that folks…that’s just a place ain’t no body got time to visit… nor should you!

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  1. BEF says:

    Stay out of the Champs brain!!! Somewhere in there is Freddy Kruger running around with his head on upside down shouting in a “Santino” voice ‘You are stoopid’
    Scary stuff, I tell ya….. Ha ha ha

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